So instead of working on my assignments, I’ve found out what search engine terms people used to eventually arrive at my blog (‘Are you an Alien? Experiences of a male primary teacher’).
The list is as follows (with my comments, in red of course):
an alien landed in the playground was there no available parking space?
are male primary school teachers sexy? Yes.
the day my teacher turned into an alien would like to hear more about this
my experience in male staff toilet in primary school and less about this
teacher angry alien school I recommend the book “He’s from outta space and outta control!”
aliens fear of salt true, it gives them high blood pressure
earrings on male teacher experience so last year
boy alien bubble dress so this year
how to give a running commentary on primary school sports day
alien as a teaching assistant in a school
alien as a teacher in a school he’ll be uncovered in the next Ofsted inspection
when i was child in primary school i had an experience good
english courses for alien in dorset
i am an alien the first sentence you’re taught in the ‘English for aliens’ course in Dorset
how to see eyes when lady lecturer is teaching ask her to look up more often
alien leg shake the new dance craze sweeping the nation
teacher who doesn’t like her bitchy teaching assistant could I recommend an alien?